if i ruled the world... which hopefully i will cos these are good rules... i would impose these rules:

1. no parking your cars on the f@£%&* pavement... the pavement is for pedestrians.

2. F*^%@$% stop when a pedestrian is halfway across the road you nutter, they obviously cannot see or hear you.

3. stop acting all hurt about stuff unless you have good reason to... it confuses others.

4. don't yell at sales assistants... it's not very nice and they aren't to blame if you do something stupid

5. stop being shy... it only confuses people and then they get narky. i cannot relate to people all that easily... it is only with practice that i can loosen up quite that much.

6. stop assuming that i only cry when i want something... i want many things but you don't see me crying now do you???

7. get rid of the car and buy a bike or use public transport, it's much cheaper and more environmentally friendly...

okay rant over...

VOTE ERIC!!!

socks of doom!!!

oh and 8. don't touch my f@"££$% teddy... its MINE and not yours